During lunch today, I was sitting in Kyoto Bowl, when a woman and 2 young boys sat down at the table behind me. The boys had to be around 8 or 9 years old each. They immediately tore into their fortune cookies upon arrival at the table. The first boy opened his, and his mother asked what his fortune was. He replied, “Knowledge is your key to…./edit/…..and a major asset”. He then asked what ‘asset’ meant to the woman at the table. She replied that it was something you owned, something good. She then asked the other boy what his fortune said. He opened his cookie, and promptly replied like he was reading the fortune, “Timothy is an asshole”.
:: Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.