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Speaking of cute costumes…check out the darling Cleo. Eating cookies and fighting crime as Bat Dog.

I guess this could be somewhat related to Heather’s recent pooch smooch post. It’s wet and wild and in your crotch…..it’s dognoses.com. [via: wannabe]

1. Given the resources…any dog will literally eat itself to death.

2. A dog will respond (even from a dead sleep) to any paper/plastic wrapper sound…trash bags, pototo chips, Tuna Helper packages.

3. Can opener (see #2)

4. Q: Seconds it takes a dog to realize they’re doing a “no-no” like sleeping on the bed, digging in the trash.
   A:  .0001

5. Ability to supply unconditional love and affection…endless.